I would like to take this opportunity to announce that, as of this moment, Inside Left is the OFFICIAL Anti-Olympics blog™ of London 2012. I cannot begin to express the overwhelming pride I feel at having finally sealed the deal. And for a not insurmountable sum of money, I might add. Those people at the International Olympic Committee and LOCOG might be trying to inspire a generation but they sure do drive a hard bargain.
As you can see above the blog will now be emblazoned with my new title of OFFICIAL Anti-Olympics blog™. Furthermore, anything I sell can now bear the Olympic logo. Anyone who would like to purchase a special, commemorative copy of Socialist Worker with a picture of the Olympic mascot scrawled across the front page in felt tip – only £15! - can contact me by phone. In honour of the games I’ll answer after five rings. Remember, we’re all in this together so try not to worry, just sit back and think of the legacy I’ll leave behind for you all.